Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
20 Reviews
Regular price $29.99 Sale price$14.99 Save $15.00
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Material:

  • 60/40 Poly Cotton tri blend fabric for extreme comfort, fit and durability
  • Breathable, Soft, Lightweight
  • Preshrunk for perfect fit and feel

Washing Directions:

  • Machine wash in cold
  • Hang dry or low heat dryer

Hey there, Patriot! Get ready to rock the battlefield, or just your local gym, with our Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank. Now, this ain't your average tank top, this right here is a declaration of your warrior spirit.

Picture this: A stoic soldier, camouflaged and perched on a rocky ledge, silently aiming a high-powered rifle. A chill sloth, eyes half-closed, hanging off the barrel, soaking up the sun. Yeah, that's the vibe we're going for. A blend of strength and tranquility, all stitched into 100% ultra-soft cotton.

This tank is as comfortable as a lazy Sunday nap and as durable as your Kevlar vest. It's for the warriors who know that true speed isn't about rushing but about mastery. It's about silent strength, calculated aggression, the warrior's zen: a calm mind, a deadly aim.

So, whether you're a walker, a crawler, or a climber, this tank is your armor. It's a reminder that slow is smooth, smooth is fast, and silent is deadly. And don't worry about maintenance, just machine wash cold, hang dry, and you're good to go. Unleash the warrior within with the Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank.


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20 reviews
  • WT
    William T.
    Verified Buyer
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Cool

    Cool

  • C
    Christopher
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    5 Stars

    Fits well and is really soft and comfortable

  • JS
    Josh S.
    Verified Buyer
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    Reviewing
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Great Tank

    Super comfortable, fits great and quite frankly I love it.

  • NM
    Nate M.
    Verified Buyer
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Awesome tank!

    Soft and fit great.

  • CB
    Chris B.
    Verified Buyer
    Come Unto Tank
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    Come Unto Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Fantastic

    Awesome shirt. Great quality

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