Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
14 Reviews
Regular price $29.99 Sale price$14.99 Save $15.00
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Material:

  • 60/40 Poly Cotton tri blend fabric for extreme comfort, fit and durability
  • Breathable, Soft, Lightweight
  • Preshrunk for perfect fit and feel

Washing Directions:

  • Machine wash in cold
  • Hang dry or low heat dryer

Hey there, Patriot! Get ready to rock the battlefield, or just your local gym, with our Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank. Now, this ain't your average tank top, this right here is a declaration of your warrior spirit.

Picture this: A stoic soldier, camouflaged and perched on a rocky ledge, silently aiming a high-powered rifle. A chill sloth, eyes half-closed, hanging off the barrel, soaking up the sun. Yeah, that's the vibe we're going for. A blend of strength and tranquility, all stitched into 100% ultra-soft cotton.

This tank is as comfortable as a lazy Sunday nap and as durable as your Kevlar vest. It's for the warriors who know that true speed isn't about rushing but about mastery. It's about silent strength, calculated aggression, the warrior's zen: a calm mind, a deadly aim.

So, whether you're a walker, a crawler, or a climber, this tank is your armor. It's a reminder that slow is smooth, smooth is fast, and silent is deadly. And don't worry about maintenance, just machine wash cold, hang dry, and you're good to go. Unleash the warrior within with the Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank.


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  • D
    Douglas
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    5 Stars

    Light weight material makes this tank top very comfortable in this hot weather.

  • C
    carlos
    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    5 Stars

    Aweosme

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    Ron M.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    love it

    disturbingly perfect ..... cream with that ?

  • CW
    Chase W.
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    Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    It’s mint

    Super soft, fits perfect and would 100%. Buy again.

    I’m 6’5” 230lbs and got an XL. It’s a perfect fit

  • AP
    Aaron P.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Perfect tank top

    I don't do too many tanks but this one is perfect.

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